Kix

Did I ever tell you guys about how I take this kickboxing class? The first time I took it, I felt like passing out. And I looked at the time and I had only been there for 20 minutes. A few days later, I went to look at the description and I guess I overlooked the “Turbo” before the “Kickboxing Class” in the title. So I guess I’m taking this Turbo Kickboxing Class. The first few times it kicked MY ass but I think I’m getting the hang of it. Don’t get me wrong...I still look like a doofus 60% of the time...but the other 40%... watch out, Uma (not really). The class itself is pretty goofy...there really isn’t “kickboxing” music, so we end up listening to a lot of remixes of 70s disco hits “Carwash” and “Funkytown.” There is also a lot of rap. We have to “brush our shoulders off” during one of the sequences. It’s essentially the closest thing I’ll take to a dance class (except Jazzercise... shhh) and prob the closest to a musical I will ever be apart of so I like it. And I feel sooooooooooo sore the next day it’s AWESOME. Oh man, but I was standing next to this super sassy serious guy yesterday and next to HIM was some lanky, clumsy guy and the SSS guy was getting really pissed because the clumsy guy was getting his lefts and rights confused. Meanwhile, I was laughing inside. Ridic.

- J.